My Dream Company... ;)

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT


2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output


3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses


4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions


5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems


6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping


7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds


8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines


9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly


10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors


11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings


12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible


13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort


14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers


15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go


17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.


18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India


19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.


20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.


21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhan