Interview...Interview

INTERVIEW QUESTIONS......:)

Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind...
but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !

so, let's start...

1. Why did you apply for this job?

ans:) I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

ans:) I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?

ans:) You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if 'this' happened?

ans:) Well, it depends on my mindset and mood at that situation...

5. What is your biggest strength?

ans:) Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.

6.What is your biggest weakness?

ans:) Girls

7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

ans:) Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today...

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

ans:) Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

ans:) Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

ans:) Yeah, I have heard it while reading the interview call. And I knew that you would ask this that's why I've gone through your website just before coming here.

11. What do you want from this job?

ans:) If no work is given but keep giving good hikes...

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

ans:) Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs.

13. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

ans:) For the same reason why you left your earlier job.

14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

ans:) Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting.

SO, what are your answers... ;)